Welcome to the Cult.
We're turning the term "cult" on its head. Because a group of people who value the same thing isn't always bad.
Your Host:
Crissy Bubbles
Meet the Round One picks:
Do one of them have what it takes to be America's Next Cult Leader?
“I can get you through any tough situation. Follow me for more tips.”
— Amelia Ann
“Old Yoga? OUT! I shall teach you NEW YOGA.”
— Yinervah
“I dare you to vote against me.”
— Queen Parker
“Praise God? Praise ME.”
— Dr. Kenneth Worthingham
“I love snuggles, and food, and doing theatre. Let's have fun out there, gals!”
— Viper
“If you want to avoid a re-education, I'll show you the way. Plus, Mandibronium, am I right?”
— Rosie B
Who's Next?
Could it be you?
Trailer Screenings!
March 4th, 2026
TCL Chinese Theater; Los Angeles, CA
9:30PM; Screen 3; Block FFFF
